{"id":8,"date":"2026-06-24T18:11:25","date_gmt":"2026-06-24T18:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/?page_id=8"},"modified":"2026-06-24T19:03:00","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T19:03:00","slug":"elementor-8","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Elementor #8"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"8\" class=\"elementor elementor-8\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d44f04f e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"d44f04f\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9a68e8d elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"9a68e8d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\r\n  @import url('https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=Comic+Neue:wght@400;700&display=swap');\r\n  @import url('https:\/\/cdnjs.cloudflare.com\/ajax\/libs\/font-awesome\/6.4.0\/css\/all.min.css');\r\n\r\n  \/* --- CARTOON GLASS MORPHISM ELEGANT STYLES --- *\/\r\n  :root {\r\n    --bg-color: #000000;\r\n    --text-white: #FFFFFF;\r\n    --text-muted: #CCCCCC;\r\n    --accent-gold: #E5C07B; \/* Elegant soft gold *\/\r\n    \r\n    \/* Glass properties *\/\r\n    --glass-bg: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.04);\r\n    --glass-bg-hover: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.08);\r\n    --glass-border: 1px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.1);\r\n    --glass-blur: blur(16px);\r\n    --glass-shadow: 0 8px 32px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.4);\r\n    --radius-card: 24px;\r\n    --radius-btn: 30px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  * {\r\n    box-sizing: border-box;\r\n    margin: 0;\r\n    padding: 0;\r\n    font-family: 'Comic Neue', cursive, sans-serif;\r\n    font-weight: 700;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  body {\r\n    background-color: var(--bg-color);\r\n    color: var(--text-white);\r\n    overflow-x: hidden;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* Structural Containers *\/\r\n  .wendu-site-wrapper {\r\n    width: 100%;\r\n    position: relative;\r\n    background-color: var(--bg-color);\r\n    \/* Subtle background glow to make glass pop slightly *\/\r\n    background-image: radial-gradient(circle at 50% 0%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.03) 0%, transparent 50%),\r\n                      radial-gradient(circle at 50% 100%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.03) 0%, transparent 50%);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .wendu-container {\r\n    max-width: 1200px;\r\n    margin: 0 auto;\r\n    padding: 80px 20px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* Headers \/ Titles Glass Style *\/\r\n  .glass-title {\r\n    font-size: 3rem;\r\n    color: var(--text-white);\r\n    text-transform: uppercase;\r\n    display: inline-block;\r\n    margin-bottom: 40px;\r\n    letter-spacing: 2px;\r\n    text-shadow: 0 2px 10px rgba(255,255,255,0.2);\r\n  }\r\n  \r\n  .glass-title span {\r\n    color: var(--accent-gold);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* Buttons Glass Style *\/\r\n  .glass-btn {\r\n    display: inline-flex;\r\n    align-items: center;\r\n    justify-content: center;\r\n    gap: 8px;\r\n    padding: 12px 28px;\r\n    background: var(--glass-bg);\r\n    backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    -webkit-backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    color: var(--text-white);\r\n    border: var(--glass-border);\r\n    border-radius: var(--radius-btn);\r\n    box-shadow: var(--glass-shadow);\r\n    text-decoration: none;\r\n    cursor: pointer;\r\n    transition: all 0.3s ease;\r\n    text-transform: uppercase;\r\n    font-size: 1rem;\r\n    letter-spacing: 1px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .glass-btn:hover {\r\n    background: var(--glass-bg-hover);\r\n    transform: translateY(-2px);\r\n    box-shadow: 0 12px 40px 0 rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.05);\r\n    border-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.2);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .glass-btn.btn-accent { \r\n    color: var(--accent-gold);\r\n    border-color: rgba(229, 192, 123, 0.3);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* --- NAVBAR SECTION --- *\/\r\n  .wendu-nav {\r\n    display: flex;\r\n    justify-content: space-between;\r\n    align-items: center;\r\n    width: 100%;\r\n    background: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);\r\n    backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    -webkit-backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    border-bottom: var(--glass-border);\r\n    padding: 15px 40px;\r\n    position: sticky;\r\n    top: 0;\r\n    z-index: 999;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .nav-left img {\r\n    height: 45px;\r\n    display: block;\r\n    filter: drop-shadow(0 2px 4px rgba(255,255,255,0.1));\r\n    cursor: pointer;\r\n    transition: transform 0.2s ease;\r\n  }\r\n  \r\n  .nav-left img:active {\r\n    transform: scale(0.95);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .nav-right {\r\n    display: flex;\r\n    gap: 15px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* --- HERO SECTION --- *\/\r\n  .wendu-hero {\r\n    position: relative;\r\n    height: 90vh;\r\n    width: 100%;\r\n    overflow: hidden;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .hero-video-bg {\r\n    position: absolute;\r\n    top: 50%;\r\n    left: 50%;\r\n    min-width: 100%;\r\n    min-height: 100%;\r\n    width: auto;\r\n    height: auto;\r\n    transform: translate(-50%, -50%);\r\n    z-index: 1;\r\n    object-fit: cover;\r\n    opacity: 0.6;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .hero-overlay {\r\n    position: absolute;\r\n    top: 0;\r\n    left: 0;\r\n    width: 100%;\r\n    height: 100%;\r\n    z-index: 2;\r\n    background: linear-gradient(to bottom, rgba(0,0,0,0.1) 0%, rgba(0,0,0,0.8) 80%, #000000 100%);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .hero-content {\r\n    position: absolute;\r\n    bottom: 80px;\r\n    left: 0;\r\n    width: 100%;\r\n    z-index: 3;\r\n    text-align: center;\r\n    padding: 0 20px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .hero-title {\r\n    font-size: 4.5rem;\r\n    color: var(--text-white);\r\n    text-transform: uppercase;\r\n    margin-bottom: 30px;\r\n    line-height: 1.1;\r\n    letter-spacing: 2px;\r\n    text-shadow: 0 4px 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.8);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .ca-container {\r\n    display: inline-flex;\r\n    align-items: center;\r\n    background: var(--glass-bg);\r\n    backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    -webkit-backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    border: var(--glass-border);\r\n    border-radius: 50px;\r\n    padding: 8px 8px 8px 24px;\r\n    max-width: 90%;\r\n    box-shadow: var(--glass-shadow);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .ca-text {\r\n    font-size: 1.1rem;\r\n    color: var(--text-muted);\r\n    word-break: break-all;\r\n    margin-right: 20px;\r\n    letter-spacing: 1px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* --- ABOUT SECTION --- *\/\r\n  .wendu-about {\r\n    position: relative;\r\n    z-index: 4;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .about-layout {\r\n    display: flex;\r\n    align-items: center;\r\n    justify-content: center;\r\n    gap: 60px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .about-left {\r\n    flex: 0 0 40%;\r\n    text-align: center;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .about-left img {\r\n    max-width: 100%;\r\n    height: auto;\r\n    filter: drop-shadow(0 10px 30px rgba(255,255,255,0.05));\r\n    animation: float 6s ease-in-out infinite;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  @keyframes float {\r\n    0% { transform: translateY(0px); }\r\n    50% { transform: translateY(-15px); }\r\n    100% { transform: translateY(0px); }\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .about-right {\r\n    flex: 0 0 50%;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .about-glass-box {\r\n    background: var(--glass-bg);\r\n    backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    -webkit-backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    border: var(--glass-border);\r\n    border-radius: var(--radius-card);\r\n    padding: 40px;\r\n    box-shadow: var(--glass-shadow);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .about-glass-box p {\r\n    font-size: 1.2rem;\r\n    line-height: 1.8;\r\n    color: var(--text-muted);\r\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\r\n  }\r\n  \r\n  .about-glass-box p:last-child { margin-bottom: 0; }\r\n  .about-glass-box strong { color: var(--text-white); }\r\n\r\n  \/* --- MEME SECTION --- *\/\r\n  .wendu-meme {\r\n    text-align: center;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .meme-grid {\r\n    display: grid;\r\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);\r\n    gap: 25px;\r\n    margin-top: 40px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .meme-item {\r\n    background: var(--glass-bg);\r\n    backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    border: var(--glass-border);\r\n    border-radius: var(--radius-card);\r\n    padding: 15px;\r\n    box-shadow: var(--glass-shadow);\r\n    transition: transform 0.3s ease;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .meme-item:hover {\r\n    transform: translateY(-5px);\r\n    background: var(--glass-bg-hover);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .meme-item img {\r\n    width: 100%;\r\n    height: auto;\r\n    display: block;\r\n    border-radius: 12px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* --- MEME GENERATOR SECTION --- *\/\r\n  .wendu-generator {\r\n    text-align: center;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .canvas-container {\r\n    display: inline-block;\r\n    background: var(--glass-bg);\r\n    backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    border: var(--glass-border);\r\n    border-radius: var(--radius-card);\r\n    padding: 15px;\r\n    box-shadow: var(--glass-shadow);\r\n    max-width: 100%;\r\n    margin-bottom: 40px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  #memeCanvas {\r\n    max-width: 100%;\r\n    height: auto;\r\n    display: block;\r\n    border-radius: 12px;\r\n    cursor: move;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .inputs-layout {\r\n    display: flex;\r\n    justify-content: center;\r\n    gap: 30px;\r\n    max-width: 800px;\r\n    margin: 0 auto 40px auto;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .input-glass-card {\r\n    flex: 1;\r\n    background: var(--glass-bg);\r\n    backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    border: var(--glass-border);\r\n    border-radius: var(--radius-card);\r\n    padding: 25px;\r\n    text-align: left;\r\n    box-shadow: var(--glass-shadow);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .input-glass-card label {\r\n    display: block;\r\n    color: var(--text-muted);\r\n    margin-bottom: 12px;\r\n    font-size: 1rem;\r\n    text-transform: uppercase;\r\n    letter-spacing: 1px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .input-glass-card input {\r\n    width: 100%;\r\n    padding: 12px 15px;\r\n    border: 1px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.2);\r\n    border-radius: 12px;\r\n    background: rgba(0,0,0,0.3);\r\n    color: var(--text-white);\r\n    font-size: 1.1rem;\r\n    outline: none;\r\n    transition: border-color 0.3s;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .input-glass-card input:focus {\r\n    border-color: var(--accent-gold);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .generator-controls {\r\n    display: flex;\r\n    justify-content: center;\r\n    gap: 20px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* --- HOW TO BUY SECTION --- *\/\r\n  .wendu-buy {\r\n    text-align: center;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .buy-grid {\r\n    display: grid;\r\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr);\r\n    gap: 30px;\r\n    margin-top: 40px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .buy-card {\r\n    position: relative;\r\n    height: 240px;\r\n    border-radius: var(--radius-card);\r\n    border: var(--glass-border);\r\n    overflow: hidden;\r\n    text-align: left;\r\n    box-shadow: var(--glass-shadow);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .buy-card-video {\r\n    position: absolute;\r\n    top: 50%;\r\n    left: 50%;\r\n    min-width: 100%;\r\n    min-height: 100%;\r\n    width: auto;\r\n    height: auto;\r\n    transform: translate(-50%, -50%);\r\n    z-index: 1;\r\n    object-fit: cover;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .buy-card-overlay {\r\n    position: absolute;\r\n    top: 0;\r\n    left: 0;\r\n    width: 100%;\r\n    height: 100%;\r\n    background: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.7);\r\n    z-index: 2;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .buy-card-content {\r\n    position: relative;\r\n    z-index: 3;\r\n    padding: 30px;\r\n    height: 100%;\r\n    display: flex;\r\n    flex-direction: column;\r\n    justify-content: center;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .step-num {\r\n    display: inline-block;\r\n    color: var(--accent-gold);\r\n    font-size: 0.9rem;\r\n    letter-spacing: 2px;\r\n    text-transform: uppercase;\r\n    margin-bottom: 10px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .buy-card-content h3 {\r\n    color: var(--text-white);\r\n    font-size: 1.5rem;\r\n    margin-bottom: 12px;\r\n    text-transform: uppercase;\r\n    letter-spacing: 1px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .buy-card-content p {\r\n    font-size: 1.05rem;\r\n    line-height: 1.5;\r\n    color: var(--text-muted);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* --- FOOTER SECTION --- *\/\r\n  .wendu-footer {\r\n    background: rgba(255,255,255,0.02);\r\n    border-top: var(--glass-border);\r\n    backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    padding: 50px 20px;\r\n    text-align: center;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .footer-logo {\r\n    font-size: 2rem;\r\n    text-transform: uppercase;\r\n    color: var(--text-white);\r\n    letter-spacing: 2px;\r\n    margin-bottom: 25px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .footer-socials {\r\n    display: flex;\r\n    justify-content: center;\r\n    gap: 15px;\r\n    margin-bottom: 30px;\r\n    flex-wrap: wrap;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .footer-copy {\r\n    font-size: 0.9rem;\r\n    color: #888;\r\n    letter-spacing: 1px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* --- LORE MODAL \/ POPUP --- *\/\r\n  .lore-modal {\r\n    display: none;\r\n    position: fixed;\r\n    top: 0;\r\n    left: 0;\r\n    width: 100%;\r\n    height: 100%;\r\n    background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.7);\r\n    backdrop-filter: blur(10px);\r\n    -webkit-backdrop-filter: blur(10px);\r\n    z-index: 1000;\r\n    overflow-y: auto;\r\n    padding: 40px 20px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .lore-modal-content {\r\n    background: var(--glass-bg);\r\n    border: var(--glass-border);\r\n    border-radius: var(--radius-card);\r\n    box-shadow: 0 20px 50px rgba(0,0,0,0.5);\r\n    max-width: 800px;\r\n    margin: 40px auto;\r\n    padding: 50px;\r\n    position: relative;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .close-modal {\r\n    position: absolute;\r\n    top: 20px;\r\n    right: 20px;\r\n    background: rgba(255,255,255,0.1);\r\n    color: var(--text-white);\r\n    border: none;\r\n    border-radius: 50%;\r\n    width: 40px;\r\n    height: 40px;\r\n    font-size: 1.2rem;\r\n    cursor: pointer;\r\n    transition: all 0.3s ease;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .close-modal:hover {\r\n    background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2);\r\n    transform: rotate(90deg);\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .lore-modal h2 {\r\n    font-size: 2.2rem;\r\n    color: var(--text-white);\r\n    margin-bottom: 30px;\r\n    text-transform: uppercase;\r\n    letter-spacing: 1px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .lore-typing-box {\r\n    font-size: 1.2rem;\r\n    line-height: 1.8;\r\n    color: var(--text-muted);\r\n    white-space: pre-line;\r\n    min-height: 150px;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* --- EASTER EGG TOAST POPUPS (SPEED UP VERSION) --- *\/\r\n  .toast-container {\r\n    position: fixed;\r\n    bottom: 20px;\r\n    right: 20px;\r\n    z-index: 9999;\r\n    display: flex;\r\n    flex-direction: column;\r\n    gap: 15px;\r\n    pointer-events: none;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .wendu-toast {\r\n    background: var(--glass-bg);\r\n    backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    -webkit-backdrop-filter: var(--glass-blur);\r\n    border: var(--glass-border);\r\n    border-radius: 16px;\r\n    padding: 15px 25px;\r\n    color: var(--text-white);\r\n    box-shadow: var(--glass-shadow);\r\n    font-size: 1.1rem;\r\n    \r\n    \/* Faster slide animation (0.2s cubic ease) *\/\r\n    transform: translateY(30px) scale(0.9);\r\n    opacity: 0;\r\n    transition: all 0.25s cubic-bezier(0.25, 1, 0.5, 1);\r\n    pointer-events: auto;\r\n    white-space: nowrap;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  .wendu-toast.show {\r\n    transform: translateY(0) scale(1);\r\n    opacity: 1;\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  \/* --- RESPONSIVE LAYOUT --- *\/\r\n  @media(max-width: 900px) {\r\n    .about-layout { flex-direction: column; }\r\n    .buy-grid, .inputs-layout { grid-template-columns: 1fr; flex-direction: column; }\r\n    .meme-grid { grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr); }\r\n  }\r\n\r\n  @media(max-width: 600px) {\r\n    .nav-right { display: none; }\r\n    .meme-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\r\n    .hero-title { font-size: 3rem; }\r\n    .glass-title { font-size: 2.2rem; }\r\n    .generator-controls { flex-direction: column; }\r\n    .ca-container { flex-direction: column; border-radius: var(--radius-card); padding: 15px; gap: 15px; text-align: center; }\r\n    .ca-text { margin-right: 0; }\r\n    .toast-container { right: 10px; bottom: 10px; left: 10px; align-items: flex-end; }\r\n    .wendu-toast { font-size: 1rem; padding: 12px 20px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; }\r\n  }\r\n<\/style>\r\n\r\n<div class=\"wendu-site-wrapper\">\r\n\r\n  <nav class=\"wendu-nav\">\r\n    <div class=\"nav-left\">\r\n      <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-7.png\" alt=\"Sir Wendy's Logo\" id=\"wenduLogoTrigger\">\r\n    <\/div>\r\n    <div class=\"nav-right\">\r\n      <button class=\"glass-btn btn-accent\" id=\"openLoreBtn\"><i class=\"fa-solid fa-book\"><\/i> LORE<\/button>\r\n      <a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"glass-btn\"><i class=\"fa-brands fa-twitter\"><\/i> TWITTER<\/a>\r\n      <a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"glass-btn\"><i class=\"fa-brands fa-telegram\"><\/i> TELEGRAM<\/a>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/nav>\r\n\r\n  <header class=\"wendu-hero\">\r\n    <video class=\"hero-video-bg\" autoplay loop muted playsinline>\r\n      <source src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/WENDYS-BG1.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\">\r\n    <\/video>\r\n    <div class=\"hero-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n    <div class=\"hero-content\">\r\n      <h1 class=\"hero-title\">SIR, THIS IS A WENDY'S<\/h1>\r\n      <div class=\"ca-container\">\r\n        <span class=\"ca-text\" id=\"caCryptoText\">0xWENDU77777777777772026PUMPNEWTOKENADDRESS<\/span>\r\n        <button class=\"glass-btn btn-accent\" id=\"copyCABtn\" onclick=\"copyContractAddress()\"><i class=\"fa-regular fa-copy\"><\/i> COPY CA<\/button>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/header>\r\n\r\n  <section class=\"wendu-about\">\r\n    <div class=\"wendu-container\">\r\n      <div class=\"about-layout\">\r\n        <div class=\"about-left\">\r\n          <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-8.png\" alt=\"Wendu character\">\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"about-right\">\r\n          <div class=\"about-glass-box\">\r\n            <h2 class=\"glass-title\">THE LAST HONEST <span>SOUL<\/span> IN CRYPTO<\/h2>\r\n            <p>Most people think Wendu is dismissing you. They're wrong. While everyone else is shilling 100x guarantees, writing manifestos, and promising lambos, Wendu has been standing at the register since 2012 cutting through the noise.<\/p>\r\n            <p><strong>$WENDU<\/strong> is the community for the tired\u2014the ones who know that the market does not care about your conviction and the chart does not care about your feelings. We aren't here to reinvent the wheel; we just want you to place your order.<\/p>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <section class=\"wendu-meme\">\r\n    <div class=\"wendu-container\">\r\n      <h2 class=\"glass-title\">THE VALUE MENU: <span>MEMES<\/span><\/h2>\r\n      <div class=\"meme-grid\">\r\n        <div class=\"meme-item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-9.png\" alt=\"Meme 1\"><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"meme-item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-10.png\" alt=\"Meme 2\"><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"meme-item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-11.png\" alt=\"Meme 3\"><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"meme-item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-12.png\" alt=\"Meme 4\"><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"meme-item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-13.png\" alt=\"Meme 5\"><\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"meme-item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Asset-14.png\" alt=\"Meme 6\"><\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <section class=\"wendu-generator\">\r\n    <div class=\"wendu-container\">\r\n      <h2 class=\"glass-title\">THE DEEP FRYER: <span>GENERATOR<\/span><\/h2>\r\n      \r\n      <div>\r\n        <div class=\"canvas-container\">\r\n          <canvas id=\"memeCanvas\"><\/canvas>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"inputs-layout\">\r\n        <div class=\"input-glass-card\">\r\n          <label for=\"textTop\">TEXT TOP (DRAG TO MOVE)<\/label>\r\n          <input type=\"text\" id=\"textTop\" value=\"SIR, THIS IS A WENDY'S\" placeholder=\"Type top text...\">\r\n        <\/div>\r\n        <div class=\"input-glass-card\">\r\n          <label for=\"textBottom\">TEXT BOTTOM (DRAG TO MOVE)<\/label>\r\n          <input type=\"text\" id=\"textBottom\" value=\"PLEASE PLACE YOUR ORDER\" placeholder=\"Type bottom text...\">\r\n        <\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"generator-controls\">\r\n        <button class=\"glass-btn\" id=\"resetPosBtn\"><i class=\"fa-solid fa-arrows-rotate\"><\/i> RESTART POSITION<\/button>\r\n        <button class=\"glass-btn btn-accent\" id=\"downloadMemeBtn\"><i class=\"fa-solid fa-download\"><\/i> DOWNLOAD MEME<\/button>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <section class=\"wendu-buy\">\r\n    <div class=\"wendu-container\">\r\n      <h2 class=\"glass-title\">HOW TO ORDER <span>(BUY)<\/span><\/h2>\r\n      <div class=\"buy-grid\">\r\n        \r\n        <div class=\"buy-card\">\r\n          <video class=\"buy-card-video\" autoplay loop muted playsinline>\r\n            <source src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/WENDYS-BG2.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\">\r\n          <\/video>\r\n          <div class=\"buy-card-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n          <div class=\"buy-card-content\">\r\n            <span class=\"step-num\">STEP 01<\/span>\r\n            <h3>GET A WALLET<\/h3>\r\n            <p>Download a crypto wallet (like Phantom or Solflare). Keep your seed phrase safe\u2014we can't help you recover it at the drive-thru window.<\/p>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n\r\n        <div class=\"buy-card\">\r\n          <video class=\"buy-card-video\" autoplay loop muted playsinline>\r\n            <source src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/WENDYS-BG2.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\">\r\n          <\/video>\r\n          <div class=\"buy-card-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n          <div class=\"buy-card-content\">\r\n            <span class=\"step-num\">STEP 02<\/span>\r\n            <h3>FUND YOUR WALLET<\/h3>\r\n            <p>Purchase some SOL from an exchange and send it directly to your newly created secure wallet address.<\/p>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n\r\n        <div class=\"buy-card\">\r\n          <video class=\"buy-card-video\" autoplay loop muted playsinline>\r\n            <source src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/WENDYS-BG2.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\">\r\n          <\/video>\r\n          <div class=\"buy-card-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n          <div class=\"buy-card-content\">\r\n            <span class=\"step-num\">STEP 03<\/span>\r\n            <h3>HEAD TO PUMP.SWAP<\/h3>\r\n            <p>Connect your wallet to pump.swap. We don't use Jupiter or Raydium here; this transaction is strictly a pump.swap operation.<\/p>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n\r\n        <div class=\"buy-card\">\r\n          <video class=\"buy-card-video\" autoplay loop muted playsinline>\r\n            <source src=\"https:\/\/sirwendys.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/WENDYS-BG2.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\">\r\n          <\/video>\r\n          <div class=\"buy-card-overlay\"><\/div>\r\n          <div class=\"buy-card-content\">\r\n            <span class=\"step-num\">STEP 04<\/span>\r\n            <h3>SWAP FOR $WENDU<\/h3>\r\n            <p>Paste the $WENDU contract address, confirm the swap, and secure your combo meal. Thank you, please step aside.<\/p>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <footer class=\"wendu-footer\">\r\n    <div class=\"footer-logo\">SIR WENDY'S ($WENDU)<\/div>\r\n    <div class=\"footer-socials\">\r\n      <a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"glass-btn\"><i class=\"fa-brands fa-twitter\"><\/i> TWITTER<\/a>\r\n      <a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"glass-btn\"><i class=\"fa-brands fa-telegram\"><\/i> TELEGRAM<\/a>\r\n      <a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"glass-btn\"><i class=\"fa-solid fa-chart-line\"><\/i> DEXSCREENER<\/a>\r\n      <a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"glass-btn btn-accent\"><i class=\"fa-solid fa-fire\"><\/i> PUMP.SWAP<\/a>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n    <p class=\"footer-copy\">\u00a9 2026 Sir Wendy's. All rights reserved. Please place your order or step aside.<\/p>\r\n  <\/footer>\r\n\r\n  <div class=\"lore-modal\" id=\"loreModal\">\r\n    <div class=\"lore-modal-content\">\r\n      <button class=\"close-modal\" id=\"closeLoreBtn\"><i class=\"fa-solid fa-xmark\"><\/i><\/button>\r\n      <h2>THE LEGENDARY LORE OF WENDU<\/h2>\r\n      <div class=\"lore-typing-box\" id=\"loreTypingArea\"><\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/div>\r\n\r\n  <div id=\"toastContainer\" class=\"toast-container\"><\/div>\r\n\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n<script>\r\n  \/\/ --- Global State & Configuration ---\r\n  const contractAddress = \"0xWENDU77777777777772026PUMPNEWTOKENADDRESS\";\r\n  \r\n  const fullLoreText = `The market is pumping.\r\nSomeone is explaining why this changes everything.\r\nThe whitepaper is 47 pages.\r\nThe roadmap goes to 2027.\r\nThe founder has a TED talk.\r\nThe tokenomics are \"revolutionary.\"\r\nThe community is calling it the next Bitcoin.\r\n\r\nWendu looks up from the register.\r\n\"Sir. 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